Hurricane Sandy. I mean, THAR SHE BLOWS!

I'm feeling anxious about hurricane Sandy. So I'm trying to look on the lighter side of things.

What NOT to do during a hurricane

1. Go outside and try to recreate any bodywash or shampoo ad where they lathered up outside. It's raining hard enough to take a shower out there, but resist the urge.

2. Put out Halloween candy. It will blow away. Keep it inside and within reach.

3. Buy the wrong kind of batteries.

4. Figure you'll just grab drive-thru for dinner while it's hurricaning.

5. Call and ask Comcast or anyone else why your cable is out and your computer won't work in the power outage aftermath.

6. Get a drastically different haircut. There's enough anxiety already.

7. Run errands.

8. Visit a corn maze.

9. Garden.

10. Paint the shutters.

11. Take the dog for a nice, long walk.

12. Illegally copy movies.

13. Walk into Mordor.

14. Gripe about the other candidate. 

15. Try to tame a skunk.